Tl;dr these hoes aint loyal

Thots playing games before there's even a date is the best

Yup

They got a demand list

Diva expectations

[asks question]
[answers it]
"Tell me more"
[tell more]
"...neat"
[ghosted]

or like

[she types short msgs]
[you type short msgs]
[she starts typing longer ones as you hit it off]
[type almost as much back]
[ghost]

or they play some gayass shit with how long you're both waiting before replying

maybe the real aspergers is being female

yo i miss popson

he was my window to black twitter

what about that other dude

that one hotep dude

Last girl I messaged called herself yandere

:Pepedrink:

It's a longish story

how was her relationship with her father

A certain girl I could not bring myself to message probably would have said that too

I dodged a bullet which a few would've wanted to get hit by

But there have been many girls I could not bring myself to message

so

hello fbi

Fbi rly be like that

Siege isn't going to get me a girlfriend.

Yes it will

12 dollar huge tub of coffee with the store card was discounted to 4 bucks

Woah that like 12 dollars off

https://i.imgur.com/6EZnSYx.jpg

gentlemen

today is not my day

its all so tiresome fellas