i have a sock with a big solid turd in it that i swing around

I doubt it

shit sock

what was the more powerful statement of 2018: "I doubt it" or "Im going in"

piss mug

mom found the foul flagon

Def jerks off to big titty Israelis on Instagram

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bab2ONGALDZ/?hl=en

I searched "big titty Israelis" and the first thing that came up was a video of an IDF girl masturbating with cheesy porn music and moans dubbed over it

I would send but it's november

Followed

@Steve Sailer Moon send it fag

https://www.xvideos.com/video761126/amazing_big_tits_israeli_soldier

I'll beat my meat when Link hits $1.00.

i wanna deliver a 35 hit kung fu combo into the bridge of her nose until her eyes are a normal distance apart

based

https://twitter.com/AsAlizadeh/status/1057879038033907712

How is Nut November going?

Don't forget to nut everyday

no its no nut

FUCK

Ma'am please

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpr3ClnF9ei/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=ghi9jcxdqw9f

Get this outta my face

no

thats better than the original

Do you guys support donald trump?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/laurenorsini/2016/01/21/why-getting-off-to-anime-porn-is-shorthand-for-supporting-donald-trump/#1719a2b6305e

if liking big fat anime boobies makes me right wing you can call me the next hitler

https://twitter.com/BarstoolNewsN/status/1058376604928348160

@everyone ^

That hurt to look at

https://twitter.com/bigneet69/status/1058418705703550977

So being an electric car is gay