yea i just got off le treadmill

a fat fucking bunny

RUINING YER GAYNS WITH CARDIO

Whats goin on bigguy

he sensed that joke coming

niggas who say cardio is gay b huffin n puffin when they take the stairs

so he had to work up a sweat

Lol

to make it funnier

I did rowing

when you lift 100s of pounds of weight on a bar but can't even walk up the stairs

That is more epiccer

I bike every day

just lift your foot really hard and do a big super mario leap over the stairs

around campus, sure, but it’s still cardio

I cycle 6 days

1. get strong enough to lift a little more than your bodyweight
2. sit in chair
3. lift chair
4. fly

Only to school tho dab

troll physics!

Lolololololol

pro-tip: use magnets

I can’t believe I used to read troll physics comics

teebeehaich they're funnier than wojak edit #428

If you jump from somewhere really high while in a chair and get off the chair at the last second you will be perfectly safe. It works, trust me

kinda miss the guy who would go around showing off how he could do the troll face

(it was me!)

haha

remember when it used to be called coolface :^)

Awkward!!!!!

https://twitter.com/Bigbadwolfhuff/status/1058510123642089474

getting quote tweeted again

beardson make a smash channel

I stretch my arms after lifts sometimes by sitting in a chair and pulling on the lip lol

a slingshot myself across the room via my arms like stretch armstrong

https://www.psu.com/news/a-racist-child-abuser-invaded-fallout-76-last-night/ sounds kinda based tbh

^today in jewish stories that never happened

What are yall drinking for the Sweat. I got some Bulleit Bourbon.

What a cum show