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if committed loving relationship doesn't exclusively mean marriage you can expect a bag of my stool arriving in the mail by tomorrow
No I'll join in
I wanna be the shoe!
mummy pwease i wanna be da car i don't wanna be da shoe
when cousin fred takes the hat and you have to be the thimble
Fred u sly ass nigga
The thimble is the best piece though
It always wins
Boat gang
Fuck u poor bitches
it's not about winning it's about having the coolest piece
@a dim goon sweats on
your face haha lol
yea i just got off le treadmill
a fat fucking bunny
RUINING YER GAYNS WITH CARDIO
Whats goin on bigguy
he sensed that joke coming
niggas who say cardio is gay b huffin n puffin when they take the stairs
Lol
to make it funnier
I did rowing
when you lift 100s of pounds of weight on a bar but can't even walk up the stairs
That is more epiccer
I bike every day
just lift your foot really hard and do a big super mario leap over the stairs
around campus, sure, but it’s still cardio
I cycle 6 days
1. get strong enough to lift a little more than your bodyweight
2. sit in chair
3. lift chair
4. fly
Only to school tho dab
troll physics!
Lolololololol
pro-tip: use magnets
I can’t believe I used to read troll physics comics
teebeehaich they're funnier than wojak edit #428
If you jump from somewhere really high while in a chair and get off the chair at the last second you will be perfectly safe. It works, trust me
kinda miss the guy who would go around showing off how he could do the troll face
(it was me!)