I was drunk and passed out after the cantwell bit

Shawn took an Uber to his ex gf's house and told the driver he "likes little girls...like 18"

ha ha

the driver just replies with "T P"

I just got EYEtalian food

And there was a new qtpi working the counter there

November just started too. Fuuuuuuuu

She legit af

I was at a soccer game during the sweat and i missed everything

no nut just means you cant jerk off

Right

so coom in her

Hella filed that one away for the perma spank bank

i shit myself during the stream and i was all out of fresh undies so i had to leg it to the store with brown in my briefs, naturally missing the weekly sweat

based

Really cute ambiguous raced gril works at the Greek pizza place near me

100% greek

Every girl where I live does not shower

p sure she's not Greek

every girl where i live does not believe in values

*every girl does not believe in values

recently an old egirl fren got in touch with me again

and yikes

i don't remember it being this bad

guess i deepthroated the blackpill huh

take the brownpill

take the bugspill

I guess they know that liberal voters are lazy cunts so they’re really trying to drill it in to their heads that they need to vote

its just shitty hip hop and country

That’s Kentucky for you

Hell, that’s any college football game tailgate for you

smoketown and west end louisville vs the rest of the state

nothing gets me hyped up to vote like listening to Juice WRLD

The Fedz

monkaS

This is me when I hear pop music playing from outside my dorm

where the FUCK is lez zeppelin.......what is this SHIT

*led

exactly

They’ll play Don’t Stop Believing by Journey sometimes