I'm going to name my son Masterchief

Not THAT 16 keep your shirts on

kingdom hearts Michael smith

Gamer needs to become a surname

we have had 2 presidents since the last kingdom hearts

just so future generations know

3 technically

two presidents, both of them which had two terms

John William Gamer

whoops spoiler alert

2 SCOOPS
2 TERMS

Kingdom Hearts is the exact type of game to inspire stupid hipsters to ruin their kids' lives

T W O

G E N D E R S

PER SCOOP

FFs too

kingdoms hearts is literally the most trash game series I can think of

wait no

I've never played it

one per scoop

the plot makes no sense, the worlds are corporate pandering, the gameplay is shallow

kingdom hearts may literally have been the last time I ever played a game

anyone here every play the simpsons hit and run?

Yeah the concept, the way it was pitched sounded epic. "fantasia disney universe jrpg"

Sounded like a trip

they could make it cool now by including star wars and the avengers

but

that wont happen

il ltake that as a no

simpal and cleen is the whey that your makin me feel 2nite

It was just annoying

when u walk a way

I only played the first one a bit

It was one of those early games that felt like you kept waiting to play the game, with wonky mechanics all the way

Yeah I remember playing like the first one at my friends house and then the gba one and I think that was the last straw for me as a gamer

like that was it

kingdom hearts is why I'm not a gamer

SMRPG is the game Kingdom Hearts wanted to be

at best I'm a "classic gamer"

No shame in being a retrogamer

retrogamers are gay