she just looks how you'd imagine any non-total-hamplanet tumblr chick

i'm gonna pyook!

POAST

at the very least post her addr3ess

address*

slight chub & colored hair and bright clothes and a nose ring & shit very generic

like, SOMETHING

post pic just hide the face

give us an SSN

IP address

give us a copy of her 2013 tax returns

send her PO box number so i can send flowers 😍

mother's maiden name and 3 digit code on the back of her debit card

coming right up

get me that girls vaginal fingerpirnt

print*

I'll get every match to email me dna scrapings from their tonsils cryogenically frozen

i want her gooch ratio on my desk by tomorrow

whats her RSN?

I think she's one of those chicks who love Korean boy bands 😒

fucking hate that

drive your car through the front of her house

k brb

look her in the eye and say "heh, sorry to drop in so suddenly...."

smh not even the good kind of rice farmer

she fat?

just slight chub

force her to workout

It's her face it's just not that nice when she isn't dressing like some cartoon goober

I'm not weeb enough to date this girl

Cursed to be attracted to art hoes who either are only trying to fuck or ghost

art girls are where it's at

if a bitch ghosts you turn her into a ghost

BASED

the fda can pry this from your cold dead hands

art chicks are who I'm attracted to

but they either admit they just want dick or they ghost on me

I need a 17 year old Jewish GF with fat tits.

Just like Jerry Seinfeld's

then look for something else you self destructive fag