girls really like it when you're incoherent

I ran home 3 miles drunk once

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/510643967054970880/510655697235607580/oscar_worthy.webm NSFW

wasn't as cold tho

girls like when you're unresponsive & having heart failure

pretty sure i'm immune to alcohol poisoningh

met my wife when she had to use a defibrillator on me to return me from the brink of death as I passed bile

i just pass out before i can hit the limit

suprised i haven't died or gotten arrested yet due to drunken antics

as long as you're not in a car or destroying property cops will leave you alone

at least in my experience

my problem is trying to start fights and yelling racial epithets

lmao

how do u fight when ur drunk

i would have deservidly gotten laid out if they were as idodic as me

Just realized I have what incel niggas call "Slayer eyes"

Where's my coochie

just go out and make eye contact king

flutter those lashes

fellas

you ever get drunk and send abhorent texts to every one of your tinder matches

no

^

yeah I don't have to get drunk first

I do it after to celebrate

i actually shouted nigger next to a black guy once but saved it by quickly saying how that words should never be said

do you ever meet a nice girl at a party, hit it off, really connect

and then not get her number before she leaves

and think about her for weeks afterwards

save yelling nigger for online heated gaming moments, not irl bar situations trust me

M-me neither

matt heimbach making a comeback

based

dont believe his lies

tomorrow is rhodesia independance day press f

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all men should aspire to become like Paul Makonda

https://twitter.com/LackaTask/status/1058889005658464256
@everyone

delet

Nyannyan’s tits definitely aren’t that big