MOMMY MOMMY
GIVE ME POOPIE
MAKE IT WET
OR MAKE IT DROOPY
CHOCOLATE COLOR
STINKY SMELL
EAT IT, SLURP IT
AIN'T IT SWELL
PUT SOME POOPIE
IN MY MOUTH
DON'T GO SLOW
JUST SQUIRT IT OUT
LET IT DANGLE
TO MY TONGUE
POOP IS YUMMY
POOP IS FUN
SMELLS LIKE DINNER
FOR MY SOUL
MOUTH UPON YOUR
POOPIE HOLE
IS THERE MORE?
LET IT OUT!
PLEASE, DELICIOUS
POOPIE NOW

MOMMY MOMMY
GIVE ME POOPIE
MAKE IT WET
OR MAKE IT DROOPY
CHOCOLATE COLOR
STINKY SMELL
EAT IT, SLURP IT
AIN'T IT SWELL
PUT SOME POOPIE
IN MY MOUTH
DON'T GO SLOW
JUST SQUIRT IT OUT
LET IT DANGLE
TO MY TONGUE
POOP IS YUMMY
POOP IS FUN
SMELLS LIKE DINNER
FOR MY SOUL
MOUTH UPON YOUR
POOPIE HOLE
IS THERE MORE?
LET IT OUT!
PLEASE, DELICIOUS
POOPIE NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ4Sb_rnCqw

That's unironcially the best advice anyone could gice

Like

Just shave it bro women love that shit

this tbh

https://youtu.be/4pj2Ve1VCL8

When you wake up in ur masters basement uve been in for 6 years bcuz u stepped on his yard and now ur doing manual labour for him and he orders u to get him a new rocket launcher or he'll A10 warthog ur family so u go out in Disney branded rags you and get cut off by McDonald tanks shooting at Wendy's tanks bombing the nearby burger king bcuz McDonalds needs burger king to nuke Wendy's land before they nuke burger king and then your neighbors human-dog hybrid growls at u so u take the ak-47 ur master is letting u use for protection as long as u pay interest on it, and gun down their babies and the crying of the wife annoys u so u rape her and then sue the family for wasting ur time. So you go along ur way and u find someones Sherman tank they left in 2 inches on the road so u steal it and blow up their mansion for blocking ur way therefore wasting valuable time in ur life. You enter the mansion and chop the mens heads and kidnap the Mongolian sex slaves they have and return home with their loot and then harvest the mongolian sex slaves organs for pocket change

So glad I don't 'get' r&m

hey

no mic

ok

alright then

fellas

gril's bio

"not goth but can still be your big tiddie gf"

hm

basedv

Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?

leatherman

tfw when you finally get home from a long day at work

wojacks are gay

wojacks are gay

wojacks are gay

absolute unit

based corpsegrinder

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsLeE2ZX4AA1ttW.jpg:large

:3c

Meet a girl on Tinder, and spend half the day talking. She wants me to come over, but at work till 2:30 am. She says she will stay up. 2:30 hits, and she gives her address and I head over.
Get there, and shes acting weird and super secretive and wont come out, figured shes living with her parents or something.
Finally she says to call up to her apartment, so I do. White car rolls around awkwardly as fuck, with what I thought was a dude.
2 mins pass by, and no girl, so I walk to my car, and get a call from the girl I've been talking to, but it turns out to be some squeaky high pitched voice, trying to sound masculine and intimidating asking me why I'm talking to her girlfriend. I start dying laughing, and told her she was calling me telling me to come over. She says she will sternly talk to her, and please stop texting her girlfriend.

Riding home, laughing at this unbelievably random shit, get a text from the girl I was talking too, and she asks why I left.
The Sim managers definitely upped their storylines, cause God damm did I get trolled super hard. This is hands down, worse than Shawn's nondate with that waitress.

wow women are awful

Now shes sending me nudes.
Women are legitimately fucking demons. Soulless, and irrational demons seeking to drain every ounce of happiness and cum out of us. Rebuke these whores