Message from @veet
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tfw in 2 years I will have fucked all the mom's in my city, state and surrounding areas and will have to drive for hours to find other moms
tfw wreck it Ralph will never give me a pat on the back and name the jews
Anyone else going sicko mode???
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typical british school girl
Borzoi is watching Once Upon a Time in America on Rabb.it
I once drank a whole gallon of milk in a whole day and I could feel my bones expand. At first I thought I was just full from the milk, but my skin started to form stretch marks and I was visibly wider. I didn't know what was happening but I had an uncontrollable urge to drink more milk. I drove into the nearest gas station and literally ripped the door off the rifrigerated section containing the milk.
I started chugging gallon after gallon of milk standing right there in the store, my skin ripping at the seams. The cashier ran over to stop me but I swatted him aside and in one clean blow he landed across the room, shattering every bone in his pathetic meat suit. There was nothing left of him but a wet bloody puddle deprived of structure. I never thought I had it in me to kill but by now I had ascended beyond petty morality.
As I finished my eighth gallon it felt as though my stomach would rupture. My ribs broke out of my chest like a baby xxenomorph. My finger bones had grown through my hands a white nub could be seen protruding from my nose. My face was so stretched over my now massive skull I looked like Jenny McCarthy. My biceps and muscles were hard and calcified. My boner now had a bone.
I finished my twelfth gallon and began screaming and flexing, my skin tearing around my robust skeletal frame. With one final push I shed my meat chrysalis. I was free.
I didn't even use the door I simply walked out the wall of the gas station. Mortar and stone yielded to my mighty calcium. The cops were already there. In terror they began firing at me but even lead is no match for calcium. I walked straight toward one, reached down his throat and pulled his skeleton from his flesh sheath. With his bone I assembled a mighty claymore sword. With a single swing I cleaved the Earth in twain and descended into the inky black. Here I wait until the time I'm called into service for the great skellington war.
Insane Clown Posse wrestling DVD
just gonna leave this here
whoop whoop
I'd recommend starting at 22:00
For the legendary match between Fat Fuck Barrel Boy
Vs Madman Pondo
its real juggalo hours get yr slushies out whoop whoop
Btw I'm filling myself with Gin and booling in voice chat
Everyone come and share your wisdom
WHAT lol
create ur own gathering of the juggalos bro
for ios
whoop whoop
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hey is there a weekly sweat tonight
dont know, im not on twitter so i just wait for the notifcations on youtube
no
there isnt
theyre out of town fucking exotic moms
(aunts)
nah they ain't
why u stealin my swag wat
im you but better
IS THERE A SWEAT TONIGHT
NO
so youre full black