Message from @MrMark

Discord ID: 515699557712003073


2018-11-24 00:33:11 UTC  

tfw in 2 years I'm gonna be too old to have a mommy gf

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/515686286435287061/despair.jpg

2018-11-24 00:44:13 UTC  

tfw in 2 years I'm gonna be too old for mommy to change my diaper

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/515689059805298742/despair.jpg

2018-11-24 00:49:20 UTC  

tfw in 2 years i will be long dead due to my crippling case of tar lung from smoking excessive quantities of fentanyl

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/515690351478964234/despair.jpg

2018-11-24 00:58:10 UTC  

^

2018-11-24 00:58:18 UTC  

Tfw the absolute state of sweatlessness

2018-11-24 01:00:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/515693200208560149/unknown-3.png

2018-11-24 01:06:37 UTC  

GUYS

2018-11-24 01:08:11 UTC  

wtf patrick little got banned from gab

2018-11-24 01:08:11 UTC  

ahahaha

2018-11-24 01:12:50 UTC  

Pat little is honestly the funnies thing to happen in 2018

2018-11-24 01:13:20 UTC  

An ex marine serial jew namer who ran in california as a democrat

2018-11-24 01:13:46 UTC  

He also wants to give israels aid to african AMERICANS which is epic

2018-11-24 01:13:58 UTC  

where is this retard posting now

2018-11-24 01:15:30 UTC  

On discord as @HotGore

2018-11-24 01:17:05 UTC  

wow that is pretty based

2018-11-24 01:17:21 UTC  

gonna cum

2018-11-24 01:17:52 UTC  

it is still November you retard

2018-11-24 01:22:14 UTC  

mfw

2018-11-24 01:23:04 UTC  

Someone post the photo of him & You cis in the raft on the water 1time

2018-11-24 01:23:29 UTC  

The 'mysterious object' photo

2018-11-24 01:25:55 UTC  

youcis gave me a hug

2018-11-24 01:26:09 UTC  

met her outside a concert

2018-11-24 01:28:58 UTC  

tfw in 2 years I will have fucked all the mom's in my city, state and surrounding areas and will have to drive for hours to find other moms

2018-11-24 01:29:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/515700342231400448/image.jpg

2018-11-24 01:32:13 UTC  

tfw wreck it Ralph will never give me a pat on the back and name the jews

2018-11-24 02:16:40 UTC  

Anyone else going sicko mode???

2018-11-24 02:29:55 UTC  

🙋

2018-11-24 02:36:51 UTC  
2018-11-24 02:37:24 UTC  

typical british school girl

2018-11-24 02:53:27 UTC  

Borzoi is watching Once Upon a Time in America on Rabb.it

2018-11-24 03:02:55 UTC  

I once drank a whole gallon of milk in a whole day and I could feel my bones expand. At first I thought I was just full from the milk, but my skin started to form stretch marks and I was visibly wider. I didn't know what was happening but I had an uncontrollable urge to drink more milk. I drove into the nearest gas station and literally ripped the door off the rifrigerated section containing the milk.

I started chugging gallon after gallon of milk standing right there in the store, my skin ripping at the seams. The cashier ran over to stop me but I swatted him aside and in one clean blow he landed across the room, shattering every bone in his pathetic meat suit. There was nothing left of him but a wet bloody puddle deprived of structure. I never thought I had it in me to kill but by now I had ascended beyond petty morality.

As I finished my eighth gallon it felt as though my stomach would rupture. My ribs broke out of my chest like a baby xxenomorph. My finger bones had grown through my hands a white nub could be seen protruding from my nose. My face was so stretched over my now massive skull I looked like Jenny McCarthy. My biceps and muscles were hard and calcified. My boner now had a bone.

I finished my twelfth gallon and began screaming and flexing, my skin tearing around my robust skeletal frame. With one final push I shed my meat chrysalis. I was free.

I didn't even use the door I simply walked out the wall of the gas station. Mortar and stone yielded to my mighty calcium. The cops were already there. In terror they began firing at me but even lead is no match for calcium. I walked straight toward one, reached down his throat and pulled his skeleton from his flesh sheath. With his bone I assembled a mighty claymore sword. With a single swing I cleaved the Earth in twain and descended into the inky black. Here I wait until the time I'm called into service for the great skellington war.

2018-11-24 03:20:57 UTC  

Insane Clown Posse wrestling DVD

2018-11-24 03:21:02 UTC  

just gonna leave this here

2018-11-24 03:22:16 UTC  

whoop whoop

2018-11-24 03:25:02 UTC  

I'd recommend starting at 22:00

2018-11-24 03:25:14 UTC  

For the legendary match between Fat Fuck Barrel Boy

2018-11-24 03:25:19 UTC  

Vs Madman Pondo

2018-11-24 03:26:08 UTC  

its real juggalo hours get yr slushies out whoop whoop

2018-11-24 03:26:59 UTC  

Btw I'm filling myself with Gin and booling in voice chat