Their greatest story is Tom Wiseau's The Room

I thought you quit work

After the holidays probably

based

are you moving to texas

I'll be gone most of the weekend 😜

yeah

congrats king

get out of the shithole that is michigan

really like this girl huh

happy for you king

Thank you

so nyannyan cosplay lives in texas

good to know

She lives in Chicago

fuck

time to move

i’ve wanted to visit chicago anyways 😭

chicago sucks

-traffic
-full of black people who hassle you for money then act like your the asshole when you say no
-overrated food
-road tolls

just got to be there long enough to get the gf

this

enjoy your fat gf who has been eating deep dish and Portillo's every day since they were 8

tfw no fat gf to crush my skull

fuck

Dude deep dish pizza owns

gfys

I had one last time I was in chicago

then immediately had a 13 hour drive

that car was a gas chamber

You drive a wooden car?

yep

wow

We're saying Merry Christmas again

The ethnostate lookin comfy

here's a free tweet

take that image and put

Trump: We're saying Merry Christmas again

Oldschool Runescape: go off king

Christ or mas

https://twitter.com/Mrsack1972/status/1070353596896698368

Crazy Steve fromDrake and Josh is Spencer from iCarly, and Carly is Megan after Steve kidnapped her and moved to seattle

iCarly episode where Gibby starts his own internet show where he makes irreverant humor about how LA sucks with his brother Guppy