Im drinking

I (35 mtf) drove to live with my (25m) boyfriend but he only plays FFXIV and wont touch me

Bob is 13 and having sex with Hispanic lunch ladies out here

A shirtless picture of my ex became a right wing twitter meme

I am 13

it's vacation day niggas

He eats their enchilada pussy in their 2001 Honda civic in the chick fil a parking lot

It’s penis inspection day niggas

It's circumcision time boys

uh oh

it's shid and fart time fellas

The gym teacher inspected my penis daily with his mouth in third grade

Kinda weird I was the only one who had to do it

wish my (female) gym teachers would inspect me

My female gym teacher was fat

wish my female (male) teachers would fucking kill themselves

The police report said it was a 50 year old Jewish guy

no it wasnt

it was a hot nurse

He was just practicing his religion bigot

Don't lie

ngl ashton is cute

ye

the gang gon fuck her at cpac

Seinfeld was pretty redpilled

kev me broseph

lets make it happen

The ep where they're like

"Jews can't help groping women"

gonna show her my e-clout (dick)

I would push my finger into Ashtons butthole

Rt

Ashton needs to send me feet pics

Is she still in this server?

there's a monologue jerry does on stage that is practically the trump bad hombres speech

Jerry sign field (funny man)

Love his jokes such as bazigna

"Im for open immigration but do we *really* need to tell people that stuff we say on the Statue of Liberty? Give us your tired and your poor ok sure but then it's like "your huddled masses, your absolute worst trash, just low down crap." It's like 'You got your bottom of the barrel, pathetic stupid and lazy trash...well we want em!'"

Seinfeld started the no fap trend in one episode

this was in the show