Not ok

did u get ghosted? not cool my king

no I'm doing the ghosting on this one chief

Good to hear, Keep up the work!

should 🅱️ fucking illegal for women to complain about men's openers

hi

you're a fat bitch

She ain't

Just boring as shit apparently

ask her if shes into "country boys"

ask her if she likes hulk hogan

a country boy can survive (the pussy market inflation)

I don't remember swiping right on her I must've just thought she was hot

a country boy dont need no gals no more he just needa grill an a horse pen

*sigh* every girl wants a guys opener to be like some comedy sketch but they never want a REAL funny guy....

[slap bass]

one liner from the office? guaranteed pussy
but i perform my patented "shit in my pants n laugh about it" routine? nothing but boos and jeers

I just bring up whatever's in their profile

"Oh you 'love books' huh? What's the best part of mein kampf?"

i literally cant do stuff like that

like

i can only slide into dms if ive interacted with the person in a public setting before

im too autistic to just outright start a 1 on 1 the first time i ever talk to someone

"Hey bithc u wanna SUCK this DICK"

Unironically

i mean yeah thats basically what i end up saying every time i try it

and they either think its funny or leave

Just stop talking to women like they're people

you have real deal tism worse than me

yeah

but the thing with tism is that i don't really even care about women that much anyways

i only really do it to fit in

which is weird because I feel like apps are supposed to help if you have tism

well yeah you're not supposed to care

single neet shitposter lifestyle 😎

this hot new phone game for girls

It's called "tinder"

I think Nintendo made it

its like one of those hip idle games where you just swipe left until you can unlock an epic chad bf