Message from @Jejune

Discord ID: 520742181762498560


2018-12-07 21:48:19 UTC  

When are you moving to Texas @Deleted User

2018-12-07 21:51:30 UTC  

When are you moving to Texas @Shid Cat

2018-12-07 21:55:33 UTC  

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2018-12-07 21:59:33 UTC  

i bet wojack and the shepard will be very best frens

2018-12-07 22:11:48 UTC  

Santa owes me a mommy gf!!!

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2018-12-07 22:13:01 UTC  

santa owed me a brick of fentanyl

2018-12-07 22:15:51 UTC  

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2018-12-07 22:15:58 UTC  

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2018-12-07 22:29:55 UTC  

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2018-12-07 22:34:41 UTC  

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2018-12-07 22:35:33 UTC  

F

2018-12-07 22:40:36 UTC  

lmao its the tf2 hat

2018-12-07 22:45:55 UTC  

2018-12-07 22:52:05 UTC  

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2018-12-07 23:15:11 UTC  

Not ok

2018-12-07 23:21:08 UTC  

Not ok

2018-12-07 23:21:30 UTC  

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2018-12-07 23:22:53 UTC  

did u get ghosted? not cool my king

2018-12-07 23:23:06 UTC  

no I'm doing the ghosting on this one chief

2018-12-07 23:23:31 UTC  

Good to hear, Keep up the work!

2018-12-07 23:24:01 UTC  

should 🅱️ fucking illegal for women to complain about men's openers

2018-12-07 23:25:14 UTC  

hi

2018-12-07 23:25:19 UTC  

you're a fat bitch

2018-12-07 23:27:29 UTC  

She ain't

2018-12-07 23:27:40 UTC  

Just boring as shit apparently

2018-12-07 23:28:01 UTC  

ask her if shes into "country boys"

2018-12-07 23:28:16 UTC  

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2018-12-07 23:28:19 UTC  

ask her if she likes hulk hogan

2018-12-07 23:28:53 UTC  

a country boy can survive (the pussy market inflation)

2018-12-07 23:29:25 UTC  

I don't remember swiping right on her I must've just thought she was hot

2018-12-07 23:29:46 UTC  

a country boy dont need no gals no more he just needa grill an a horse pen

2018-12-07 23:30:10 UTC  

*sigh* every girl wants a guys opener to be like some comedy sketch but they never want a REAL funny guy....

2018-12-07 23:31:23 UTC  

[slap bass]

2018-12-07 23:31:49 UTC  

one liner from the office? guaranteed pussy
but i perform my patented "shit in my pants n laugh about it" routine? nothing but boos and jeers

2018-12-07 23:34:24 UTC  

I just bring up whatever's in their profile

2018-12-07 23:35:22 UTC  

"Oh you 'love books' huh? What's the best part of mein kampf?"

2018-12-07 23:36:16 UTC  

i literally cant do stuff like that

2018-12-07 23:36:17 UTC  

like

2018-12-07 23:36:37 UTC  

i can only slide into dms if ive interacted with the person in a public setting before

2018-12-07 23:36:57 UTC  

im too autistic to just outright start a 1 on 1 the first time i ever talk to someone