Message from @Jejune
Discord ID: 520742181762498560
When are you moving to Texas @Deleted User
i bet wojack and the shepard will be very best frens
santa owed me a brick of fentanyl
F
lmao its the tf2 hat
Not ok
Not ok
did u get ghosted? not cool my king
no I'm doing the ghosting on this one chief
should 🅱️ fucking illegal for women to complain about men's openers
hi
you're a fat bitch
She ain't
Just boring as shit apparently
ask her if shes into "country boys"
ask her if she likes hulk hogan
a country boy can survive (the pussy market inflation)
I don't remember swiping right on her I must've just thought she was hot
a country boy dont need no gals no more he just needa grill an a horse pen
*sigh* every girl wants a guys opener to be like some comedy sketch but they never want a REAL funny guy....
[slap bass]
one liner from the office? guaranteed pussy
but i perform my patented "shit in my pants n laugh about it" routine? nothing but boos and jeers
I just bring up whatever's in their profile
"Oh you 'love books' huh? What's the best part of mein kampf?"
i literally cant do stuff like that
like
i can only slide into dms if ive interacted with the person in a public setting before
im too autistic to just outright start a 1 on 1 the first time i ever talk to someone