EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

BANE!

VERSUS

CIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

BEGIN!

[CIA]
First one to rap, gets to stay in this battle
I heard you got hired guns, I herd ‘em like cattle
Get ‘em on board, I’ll call Ittin, and we’ll take off in my plane,
The extreme pain plan I filed lists........ BANE?!!!!!!
When I pull the mask off, would you like a tissue when you cry?
Open the door, get on the floor, I’ll shoot my gun out in the sky,
Then I’ll throw you out my aircraft, Smee and Maimen will watch you die
You think you can crash this plane? I’d like to see you try
So go ahead....... You’re a big guy!

[Bane]
Admirable, but mishtaken
You remind me of Bruce Wayne
Tell me, why would someone shoot a man
Before throwing him out of a plane?
You know how to bust a cap You should learn how to bust a rhyme
When this battle is in ashes,
You have my permission to die!
I drop so many hot bars,
The fire’s temperature will rise,
No one cared who I was,
Till I put on this disguise,
I was born in darkness
Moulded by darkness
But then I saw the light,
Now’s not the time for fear,
But for CIA’s final flight.

[CIA]
Who paid you to rap? Dr. Pavel?
Your rhymes is lame, shout out to Tayne
Can I get a hat wobble?
This may be my final flight, but let’s not forget
How a big guy like you, got sent to his death,
You almost had Gotham, but got killed by a cat!
You don’t need superpowers, to break the back of a bat [Ozzy Osbourne cameos]
If you want to see power, just check out my stance!
So Bane, I’ll give you one last chance,
Tell me about yourself, why do you wear the mask?

[Bane]
Last verse I went easy
But now the devil shall appear,
Your punishment must be much, much more severe!
I’ll give littlefinger a paper cut and watch him bleed,
And chuck him out his aircraft like it was purchased by Sneed!
You may have came in a plane, but you’ll be leaving in a hearse,
Now let me crash this verse,
WITH ONE SURVIVOR!

WHO CRASHED?!
WHO’S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!

kys

oh shit its the loser who got kicked from nicks server

Gotteem

damn.. this statue just called me nigga...

so this is the power of the alt right...

Avoid the Groid

I have gotten the gym girls phone number

Good

Now you cum on it

And give it back

Cum on the phone?

My PC won't start

And I don't know why

This is very unepic

Fellas

why would you post this

it swiped me

you wanna know bad it's bad when women look trans but they're *not*

"me like"

the darkest red pill

a lot of trannies look better than that

truly terrible

yeah

being six foot under looks better than that

haha got them owned

get it

because all trannies kill themselves before they turn 30

idk fellas

I can't even swipe anymore

I posted the worst pics tbf

I would rather play Smash than go on dates

but still ffs

Yikes

Uh ou

I don't want to get older for the sole reason of women past the age of 18 fucking suck

big truth

it only gets worse as time goes on too

women will continue to deteriorate in quality