Message from @a dim goon

Discord ID: 522940187265728513


2018-12-14 00:52:19 UTC  

why did you do that

2018-12-14 00:53:02 UTC  

because it wasn't at his house

2018-12-14 00:53:11 UTC  

and he only had the joycons

2018-12-14 00:53:23 UTC  

and i really wanted to see samus' tits

2018-12-14 00:53:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/522939216783736833/IMG_20181203_165040.jpg

2018-12-14 00:54:07 UTC  

so what ur saying is

2018-12-14 00:54:13 UTC  

you stole a switch

2018-12-14 00:54:32 UTC  

but you only stole one of its joycons

2018-12-14 00:54:47 UTC  

from some kid at walmart

2018-12-14 00:54:53 UTC  

no

2018-12-14 00:55:00 UTC  

you retarded mongrel faggot

2018-12-14 00:55:03 UTC  

2 player local

2018-12-14 00:55:10 UTC  

you both use one joycon

2018-12-14 00:55:21 UTC  

its his switch

2018-12-14 00:56:12 UTC  

so your implications are
you nabbed a gamestop demo switch
but you could only get one joycon before the employees caught you and you fled

2018-12-14 00:56:49 UTC  

im about to go nick fuentes mode

2018-12-14 00:56:54 UTC  

watch urself buddy

2018-12-14 00:56:58 UTC  

nicko mode

2018-12-14 00:57:13 UTC  

that's becayse the controllers are made for children's hands

2018-12-14 00:57:24 UTC  

dicko up ur virgin asshole with my aids piercer mode

2018-12-14 00:57:36 UTC  

like a pop shuv it

2018-12-14 00:57:40 UTC  

y is jf so fucking gay

2018-12-14 00:57:41 UTC  

sicholas m odeuentes

2018-12-14 00:58:13 UTC  

nick fuentes mall of america on december 15th 2018 style

2018-12-14 01:00:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/522940832068796418/liberal.png

2018-12-14 01:02:17 UTC  

mumkey sucks

2018-12-14 01:02:36 UTC  

yes

2018-12-14 01:04:12 UTC  

oh jeeez....some literally who got his channel removed.....oh no that sucks...

2018-12-14 01:04:14 UTC  

NEW SMASH PATCH IS OUT

2018-12-14 01:04:24 UTC  

did they add rick moranis????

2018-12-14 01:04:24 UTC  

IT MADE PREFERRED RULES ACTUALLY WORK

2018-12-14 01:04:26 UTC  

FUCK YES

2018-12-14 01:04:28 UTC  

yea

2018-12-14 01:04:50 UTC  

mashedpotato samurai add slimer from ghostbustera to smash broyhers

2018-12-14 01:05:46 UTC  

hello

2018-12-14 01:06:01 UTC  

where is beardson

2018-12-14 01:08:10 UTC  

based

2018-12-14 01:10:04 UTC  

anyone who plays a female character should be automatically disqualified

2018-12-14 01:10:04 UTC