https://youtu.be/eav9LFx95BI

Sadly I do not own a Switch so I can't play Smash. But I wanna say good luck to everyone playing and I hope you all have a good time!

^

does tje winner get a gf

the winner gets to fuck jesha

ok shit don't start without me i gotta make a run to gamestop

N uh

Ih

Guh

Need a cute gf to strangle me wih my own chain

ive only played with my friend irl

and we were using joycons

and by god is it dogshit to use one joycon as a controller

like seriously

i wanted to blow my brains out

why did you do that

because it wasn't at his house

and he only had the joycons

and i really wanted to see samus' tits

so what ur saying is

you stole a switch

but you only stole one of its joycons

from some kid at walmart

no

you retarded mongrel faggot

2 player local

you both use one joycon

its his switch

so your implications are
you nabbed a gamestop demo switch
but you could only get one joycon before the employees caught you and you fled

im about to go nick fuentes mode

watch urself buddy

nicko mode

that's becayse the controllers are made for children's hands

dicko up ur virgin asshole with my aids piercer mode

like a pop shuv it

https://twitter.com/HeteroGaming/status/1073381029895946240

y is jf so fucking gay

sicholas m odeuentes

nick fuentes mall of america on december 15th 2018 style