Dude delete that my mom read my phone

did you tell her "he cums fast"

WHEN YOU FEEL WHITE
DRIBBLIN DOWN YOUR THIGH
OOOOOOOOO LOOKS LIKE HE CAME ON THE FLOOR
YEAH YEAH YEAH

BUT YOU CAN HARDLY SWALLOW

YOUR FEARS AND PAAAAIIINNN

The joke is live and learn by crush 40 but about dicksonic

Updated poster

Surprised as to how many of these dicksonic pictures are out there

There are a lot

I guess considering the Sonic fanbase none of this is shocking

They're pretty much immediately drawn to "yeah slap some dicks on it" when they see any pictures of animals

I'm really fucking disturbed by the fact that sonic isn't wearing socks in those posters

that's just nasty

I bet his feet smell TERRIBLE

Haha I really wonder how his feet smell though

Hahaha just kidding

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Hahaha

TRIPLE CHEESEBURGER IS SHIT

SO BAD

STICK WITH QUARTER POUNDERS

@Deleted User the song tune popped in my head immediately

As soon as I read the first line

1 burger patty per sandwich is all you need just do it right ffs

mcdonalds is shit

yeah my ass

fuck off communist

if the patty is 2mm thick

Lol that aint doing it right

then u need like 5 of them

yeah mcdonalds cheeseburger is like 4:1 bun patty ratio

not even half

2 patties makes it even

if it's the regular patties

like the double cheeseburger patties

really should just be one patty

like one big patty

I do like crispy stack patty style but that aint as good as a medium rare single, at least as thicc as your thumb tip