These women could cut leg holes in a sleeping bag before they find something that fits

I'm confident in my big ass sleeping bag body

A Phat Ass White Gamer?

I don't even want to fug a female

I just want to play smash bros by a roaring fire in winter

I jus want a bitch to make me dinner

i just wana hug a bichtch

“Woo woo I jus wanna cuddow someone ;~;”

^me

i hate fat women

yep

i love phat women

I need a bitch i can beat

i don't understand why women <200 lbs exist

like damn bitch put down the fork

But pizza....

And netflix..

wine...

You can do all these things and still not be a fat retard

^

its called walk every once in a while

^

Or a good fuckin

from me

Nah man i make that bish do calisthenics when he fuggin

fuck on an oliptical

elliptical however you spell it

you better not be fucking

Huh

dont fuck

Fuck (in wedlock) while benchpressing

i’m fucking ashton whitty

mating benchpress

women have no incentive to be fit

thirsty fucks will validate them anyway

sad

Some women vomit out all their meals to lose weight tho

you know it is true

yeah cuz they are retarded

They get bitchy at each other about that

There's a difference between thicc and fat and we past it 80 pounds ago