Fuck (in wedlock) while benchpressing

i’m fucking ashton whitty

mating benchpress

women have no incentive to be fit

thirsty fucks will validate them anyway

sad

Some women vomit out all their meals to lose weight tho

you know it is true

yeah cuz they are retarded

They get bitchy at each other about that

There's a difference between thicc and fat and we past it 80 pounds ago

"eating disorders" are an excuse made up for being retarded

they had to shutdown that old /r/femaleforeveralone or whatever because they wouldn't stop getting DMs from thirsty niggas

Damn.

Eating disorders are also a way for fat chicks to justify being fat

a bitch can be 400 pounds and still have 3 dozen dudes lining up to plunder her ass n pussy

"I dont want to go to gym, I might get a eating disorder"

"I dont want to go to the gym, I dont want to get bulky"

bitch, you already the size of a couch

“She’s only 120lbs? Wow she must be anorexic” eats a whole pizza

don't wanna overtrain :))))

oh that was some real hard work i deserve a treat!

Lol women think they can look like an Olympic lifter without trying

*drinks XL cup of pure cream and sugar*

i had a 200 lb bitch tell me she wanted to be "thick but toned"

if you want a skinny bitch she will be insane and drown your children

like kyriakos grizzly

still better than a fatty 👌

she can burn down my fuckin house and spit in my face and still be better than a fat bitch

fuck I want to see ashton's toes

just the one?

i cut off whitty toe and consume it

foot niggas, everyone

i syeal her toes ans mix it into a big health potion like in skyrim

consume her toes to learn 1 of their magical properties

i would get a gf

but i took an arrow to the knee 😎

hey uh giys did ypu know that uhhhh arrow in the kneee is slang for geytin MARRIED??!?!??

ayo bitch

can i git sum salt my fresh fries

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