Message from @Michael__Drake

Discord ID: 524977261968097292


2018-12-19 15:50:09 UTC  

okay how do you do this

2018-12-19 15:50:12 UTC  

they are bugs without a soul

2018-12-19 15:50:14 UTC  

how do you do fuck this one up

2018-12-19 15:50:15 UTC  

soul

2018-12-19 15:50:17 UTC  

i want a sicilian gf who's with me

2018-12-19 15:50:27 UTC  

wtf

2018-12-19 15:50:32 UTC  

u at papa johns

2018-12-19 15:50:34 UTC  

nigga

2018-12-19 15:50:36 UTC  

i want gf who's with me

2018-12-19 15:51:14 UTC  

china has death statistics related to escalators, a true super power

2018-12-19 15:51:20 UTC  

keeps you on your toes, always be ready

2018-12-19 15:51:30 UTC  

I f bitches
I f bitches
I f bitches
I f bitches
I f bitches

2018-12-19 15:51:37 UTC  

the chinks intentionally made the escalators dangerous to weed out the weak

2018-12-19 15:51:40 UTC  

reminder that our economy is in their hands

2018-12-19 15:51:57 UTC  

I've got a friend in China who basically says everyone who rides them gets on them with a fear of death every time

2018-12-19 15:52:03 UTC  

you will see them holding onto both sides

2018-12-19 15:52:05 UTC  

scared shitless

2018-12-19 15:52:06 UTC  

lmao

2018-12-19 15:52:10 UTC  

ha ha ha

2018-12-19 15:52:12 UTC  

good that our economy is dependant on them cuz they means it's fucked lollololo

2018-12-19 15:52:16 UTC  

that is how I take my dumps

2018-12-19 15:52:23 UTC  

get on the toilet with the fear of death every time

2018-12-19 15:52:29 UTC  

hands grabbing both sides of the seat

2018-12-19 15:52:35 UTC  

this one is pretty dope

2018-12-19 15:52:42 UTC  

their economy is more dependent on ours than the other way around

2018-12-19 15:52:45 UTC  

but that will change soon

2018-12-19 15:53:02 UTC  

thats why they are so pissed about the tariffs

2018-12-19 15:53:04 UTC  

lmfao

2018-12-19 15:53:12 UTC  

that one was good lol

2018-12-19 15:53:16 UTC  

wtf is going on there

2018-12-19 15:53:31 UTC  

how does an escalator do that

2018-12-19 15:54:02 UTC  

>top grades in the world
>death by escalator

2018-12-19 15:54:12 UTC  

I don't believe the top grades for a second

2018-12-19 15:54:23 UTC  

I am sure china and indian students fake grades

2018-12-19 15:54:35 UTC  

I could see it

2018-12-19 15:54:45 UTC  

Dude when looking at the lists of "most testoerone in individual men by nation" china ranked 1

2018-12-19 15:54:46 UTC  

like

2018-12-19 15:54:47 UTC  

no

2018-12-19 15:54:49 UTC  

the only quotable i life is by riff raff - "my main goal is to blow up and act like i dont know nobody"