i couldn't justify going to fucking live in LA and kill myself

i'd rather die a virgin with no family then marry a non-virgin honestly @a dim goon

so i let her go

my minecraft girlfriend is pure can't say the same about the modern woman

thats what i was trying to say

it was sad

you guys are retarded

wow big mistake @PCENGINEDUO

she was in tears when I said I wasn't going with her and for a long time she held the torch hoping i'd change my mind

LA is cool thats where all the drugs are

nigga have you seen Fun Church

t. wants to marry a bitch who's had more dogs in her than tha local animal shelter

killing myself at 30 anyways so gf doesn’t matter i am ascended

LA is hell in the human world

A DIM GOON

I FIXED

MY SENTENCE

then marry a non-virgin

was

my alteration

to my sentence

changing the meaning from

GOD

WHERES TUR

COMPREHENSION SKILLS

can gold experience give me a new foreskin @Deleted User

no

oh wait i never lost mine LMAO OWNED AMERIGANS

noah ("""gibby""") made the fun church bumper with the wicked loud techno that says "EVERYONE IN CALI HAS AIDS"

thats requiem

requiem puts you in a constant state of getting ur foreskin removed

wow you got THE gibby from icarly????

have you even seen our show you fuggler

no

your son is gay

*not again*

your wife...we lost her

just kidding

lol i'm kidding she's dead

we didnt lose her