im fuckin dyin out here man

this is all I want in the world

little sister peed herself again huh

this is not too much to ask for

yeah it is

this old lady on the bus straight up sounds like a dying cat

"uhhUUUUOOOHHHhhhhh it's coooOOOOOOOOooollllld"

Bitch talkin to herself

yeah tahts the bus for you

Last night this fuckin *ghoul* was waiting for the bus in front of my job

Big joker makeup

Asking for a "feeyu dawwlahhhs"

And begging me repeatedly to go buy her alcohol

And asking what time it was every 15 seconds

oh my Lord

footpussy

It's missing Robin tho I just noticed

"mouthpussy" is the worst fucking word and is not arousing in the slightest

u gay or sumthin

so there is this girl im trying to snog. And its her birthday today. Should i go with "heard its your birthday , how old are you again? you dont look a day over 20"

Keep in mind she is (((29)))

dunno not british

or should i just send her groyper butt

send groyper butt and post results

Just say "Ayyo bitch u want sum fuk?" and go from there

give her a juul and tell her happy birthday

you fellas really don't know how women work huh

we do that’s why i said groyp butt

In the future Windows is going to get muscled out by TempleOS

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1076542513320787968

dude what

dimensional merge with rick and morty???

God I want the dimensional merge to be real

owencyclops really went on a like 2 day tweet thread calling super mario 64 an illuminati psyop

Dimensional merge with Warhammer40k

That owen dude is a mentally ill boomer

It's true tho

how tho

ok bigot skeptics

we'll see whos laughing when the merge actually hits