i haven't played in like 4 yrs how much superfluous shit has Microsoft added since buying it
gay marriage in minecraft
They added turtles
they revamped the ocean
they added a female default character
so a fuck ton of shit was added
>phone auto capitalizes microsoft
they added a shitty underwater temple
You can see fish
god
meleeing fish is cool
FUCKING boygue NIGGER
thats all
NIGGER
NIGGIE
NIGGIERIE
GNGIGIGER
RAGHASHGAHG
Now if you go in the water drowned faggots kill you
fuxking bill gapes ruined moiny crafta
blame Jeb
Microsoft only fucks with the console versions
turtles were added after jeb became lead dev IIRC.....
i actually like the new textures they are adding or added
you uh
you guys thinkin whqt i'm thinkin
https://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Texture_Update
console and mobile versions of minecraft are full of micro transactions
good
the fucking in game store wqs supposed to stay an april fool's joke
oh well it doesn't affect PC so i don't give a FUCK
>texture update
gay
I like the vanilla textures
im still salty they changed the cobblestone textures
hey guys
i'm retarded and love eating poop
