o-oh yeah man uh, thanks we really needed 17 more unncessary passive mobs that do nothing and a skydoesminecraft NPC, this is great man.....

i actually really hate minecraft mods

thats just minecraft without mods

you don't like processing seeds to make oil to fry shrimps?

thats whats cool in minecraft

i do but i am autistic

Thats not what would make a multiplayer server fun

i haven't played in like 4 yrs how much superfluous shit has Microsoft added since buying it

gay marriage in minecraft

They added turtles

they revamped the ocean

they added a female default character

so a fuck ton of shit was added

>phone auto capitalizes microsoft

they added a shitty underwater temple

You can see fish

god

meleeing fish is cool

FUCKING boygue NIGGER

thats all

NIGGER

NIGGER

NIGGER

NIGGER

NIGGIE

NIGGER

NIGGIERIE

GNGIGIGER

RAGHASHGAHG

Now if you go in the water drowned faggots kill you

fuxking bill gapes ruined moiny crafta

blame Jeb

Microsoft only fucks with the console versions

turtles were added after jeb became lead dev IIRC.....

i actually like the new textures they are adding or added

you uh

you guys thinkin whqt i'm thinkin

https://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Texture_Update

console and mobile versions of minecraft are full of micro transactions

good