because I'm not a satanist

LOL OK version

this is all i can think about rn

getting your asshole blown out by half the navy doesn't count sweaty 💅 @pixelante

Why is being a virgin bad? I'm just having fun with my friends, and you are the one getting mad at someone you don't know online

yo imagine ashton's tears on your skin

uh oh

I’m not mad I’m having fun

I bet they taste fine

Ashton whittie patreon where each pay tier gets you a more graphic and convincing suicide note
800/mo you get to kill her yourself

@beardsonbeardly start having eggy on the show again

he was based

is that the TRS Striker guy?

ashton wittie

ashton is so hate fuckable

ashton gon have fuckin polka dots all over her body when i'm through delivering my 33 hit kung fu combo onto her

THIS

LMAO thank God I came of age before the Internet was a thing so I know how to talk to people and girls in real life LOL

poast physique @pixelante

POAST physique

ok boomer bob

That’s gonna be a yikes for me

ashton gon have fuckin polka dots all over her body when i'm through delivering my 33 hit kung fu combo onto her

i'm stuff you in a barrel and ROLL you down a hill big boi....

Ashton "Hit Me With A Sack Of Onions And Propose To Me" Whittie

I love when Ashton cries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvCDN_sb7p4

The kind of man ashton whittie is into

stop that Bob

creating a katamari damacy end of the world scenario in which i roll your rotund jupiter esque body down and around the city of manhattan @pixelante

doubt

pressing O to doubt

I wanna get katamari on Nintendo Switch

amazing physique