God I wish that were me

thats me

Fellas 2019 is the year I pledge 1500 dollars to egirls on patreon

Gonna get access to special dms

See you idiots later

https://twitter.com/unsavoryavery/status/1079606179985281024?s=19

Heh

Split up or 1.5k each?

Depends

ONE ONLY LETS ME GIVE 500????

Fuck this bitch I'm getting two of the highest tier

I'll show her how alpha I am

attention all thick babes, please bring your tummy to 1827 Ironybro Drive for a mandatory inspection

https://twitter.com/FARfromani/status/1079593292097089536?s=19

this is all i ask for

We need to start an Uber service that women can pay the driver in tummy

Eventually, we make the Federal Reserve but for tummy

The tummy-dollar

Fiat-tummy

Which is anime, as it turns out

Eventually we control governments worldwide by threatening to crash the tummy market

2 thighs will be worth 1 tummy

and making 5 chicken nuggies will be worth one tummy

just in case we have fractional payments

wait

i think we have a new code word fellas

yeah thats why we spelled it like that when we invented the word brown

it was a concession congress made after their rattified the 13th amendment

cant own slaves, but heres a new word that spells the n word backwards

https://twitter.com/HighSpermCount/status/1079655187739041792?s=19

🐵

My man going through a rough patch

🥀 😐 🔫

What is this theory that Carlton is Nick Mullen

Is the emote sequence he look'n for

How do i vomit

https://breaking911.com/video-fitness-youtuber-dies-after-being-tased-by-police-as-he-stabbed-his-tinder-date/

When 6'8" Chad's are doing this