Message from @ßcuzzy
Discord ID: 529481476249616405
navy blue
get you a sub saharan
war criminal gf
Oh and Happy New Years to everyone! (it isn't yet here)
what a cringe and bluepilled new year
all my friends are doing gay shit so i'm staying home this year
Hey, if you're bored come over to my place and we can play some Switch yo
based
whats yo address
I'm at a buds house
we just set up the computers, next to a fireplace, and are about to play some SMASH BROS and DRINK
then
gonna play other games
A TRVE NEW YEAR
stuff
i wanna come
*fugg
the comfy is off the charts
the champagne is good too
mrahhAAAAAAAHHH the frensh
champagnehasalwaysbeencelebratedforitsexcellence
There's probably some shitty shows tonight
How bout I'm seein none of em
a dim goon live at the times square ball drop
wait a sec
He braaps into a vocoder
oh boy 4 hours until the terrorist attack
S... scuzzy you're not that bad at smash
No need to throw it all away
dim goon accelerates to 50 straight towards the middle of times square but suddenly brakes sighs and says "nah i'm not really feelin it" then joe the boomer in the passenger's seat hands him a sprite and he turns into a robot then floors his semi truck bursting at the seams with homemade explosives striaght through the crowd of thousands pf people while the sprite logo fades in
🦍
🦍 🦍 🦍 🦍
Just did a small silent prayer on the bus and some black dude gave me the "tssss"
what a spectacular performance from mr goon