And black

and *black*

Black as tar

people are gonna think I'm walking around with the dark portion of my soul extracted

but she's also gonna be in great shape

navy blue

get you a sub saharan

war criminal gf

Oh and Happy New Years to everyone! (it isn't yet here)

what a cringe and bluepilled new year

all my friends are doing gay shit so i'm staying home this year

Hey, if you're bored come over to my place and we can play some Switch yo

based

whats yo address

I'm at a buds house

we just set up the computers, next to a fireplace, and are about to play some SMASH BROS and DRINK

then

gonna play other games

A TRVE NEW YEAR

stuff

i wanna come

*fugg

the comfy is off the charts

ending 2018 the right way

the champagne is good too

mrahhAAAAAAAHHH the frensh

champagnehasalwaysbeencelebratedforitsexcellence

There's probably some shitty shows tonight

How bout I'm seein none of em

a dim goon live at the times square ball drop

wait a sec

He braaps into a vocoder

oh boy 4 hours until the terrorist attack

S... scuzzy you're not that bad at smash

No need to throw it all away

dim goon accelerates to 50 straight towards the middle of times square but suddenly brakes sighs and says "nah i'm not really feelin it" then joe the boomer in the passenger's seat hands him a sprite and he turns into a robot then floors his semi truck bursting at the seams with homemade explosives striaght through the crowd of thousands pf people while the sprite logo fades in

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