Message from @DavidTheSlumpGod

Discord ID: 530206437700403201


2019-01-03 02:09:38 UTC  

uhh epic department?

2019-01-03 02:09:49 UTC  

drank a bottle while sitting in a chair

2019-01-03 02:09:51 UTC  

My dick doesn't even WORK

2019-01-03 02:09:55 UTC  

blonde bitch girls is my waifu though

2019-01-03 02:09:55 UTC  

ow glass shards

2019-01-03 02:10:10 UTC  

A guy walks into a bar

2019-01-03 02:10:12 UTC  

And says ow

2019-01-03 02:10:14 UTC  

Hahahahahahahaha

2019-01-03 02:10:16 UTC  

annoying girls are my actual dream

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/530206231407624208/screenshot.788.jpg

2019-01-03 02:10:21 UTC  

this

2019-01-03 02:10:25 UTC  

a guy walks into a gay bar

2019-01-03 02:10:30 UTC  

and finds it up his ass

2019-01-03 02:10:33 UTC  

hahahaahahahaah

2019-01-03 02:10:35 UTC  

reminds me of my crush that I rejected

2019-01-03 02:10:40 UTC  

chad

2019-01-03 02:10:52 UTC  

annoying girls are weird as fuck

2019-01-03 02:10:55 UTC  

on one hand its like

2019-01-03 02:10:58 UTC  

a little sister gf

2019-01-03 02:11:02 UTC  

but on the other

2019-01-03 02:11:04 UTC  

its like'

2019-01-03 02:11:05 UTC  

she literally went out of her way to catch me riding home

2019-01-03 02:11:06 UTC  

annoying

2019-01-03 02:11:09 UTC  

I feel nothing

2019-01-03 02:11:17 UTC  

you can rape annoying girls better

2019-01-03 02:11:23 UTC  

very true

2019-01-03 02:11:24 UTC  

Im a sociopath

2019-01-03 02:11:30 UTC  

no its true

2019-01-03 02:11:34 UTC  

Im T w I s T e D

2019-01-03 02:11:44 UTC  

sex is better bc you basically hatefuck them every time

2019-01-03 02:11:50 UTC  

that crush started when she called someone retarded on facebook

2019-01-03 02:11:51 UTC  

exactly

2019-01-03 02:11:56 UTC  

and if theyre not retarded they embrace it and love it

2019-01-03 02:12:03 UTC  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2019-01-03 02:12:10 UTC  

SSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPP

2019-01-03 02:12:12 UTC  

Can't wait to tell my sons about my love adventures

2019-01-03 02:12:22 UTC  

annoying girls are too annoying

2019-01-03 02:12:25 UTC  

I need to fucking work out and get big holy fucking shit

2019-01-03 02:12:50 UTC  

Cant wait to tell my sons about the weekly sweat discord

2019-01-03 02:12:55 UTC  

so true

2019-01-03 02:12:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/530206914106359828/Capture.PNG

2019-01-03 02:13:03 UTC