I have a resume

fr

imagine

that being your job

kinda sick ngl

@blue falafel can u get me a gf

can you blackmail a druggie to become my gf

THIS

make sure she listens to death grips

Gfs are now part of employee benefits.

You get a choice between gf and stock options

dude

fr

zoomer feds

i could totally

do that

juxt imagine

the dream life

25 bucks an hour to say the n word

and retards like hoch and spwencer fall for it

IMAGINE

rt

I would be the best fed

casue im actually funny

i really do wonder how feds keep assets on long term

and smart

are they locked into a contract where if they stop working for them they go back to prison

or what

or do they just get paid well enough to do that and they're scum

probably that

or both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDQ8MPJ0SP8

im not CIA

:dab: on heretics

they tried to recruit me in Beirut

i was not interested

I wanted to work for the SSNP

uh... yup thats us alright

nogslaughter is wv

"im not a fed"
"they tried to recruit me but i said no i swear"