So jealous of baked

Why do they always go for the irony bros

Make America great again

America was never great

🥴

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DxhUx5xWwAAEaiM.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why can't Ashton whittie just falsely accuse me of domestic abuse to the police in the middle of an argument about where we were gonna go eat dinner

is that Ashton birdie

ye

Interesting

ashton and baked are dating

and have had secks

baked is a good christian boy he would never

Oh nevermind then

Don't want any baked goods

im just sayin they aint prayin when da camera turns off

pawgs are dangerous

i beat baked in smash, ashton is therefore rightfully mine

That's disgusting.

if you don't think this emoji looks like richard spencer you're lying: https://discordemoji.com/emoji/2075_epicegg

>camera turns off
>Baked Alaska immediately starts hitting Ashton in the head while screaming at her

I would have sex with Ashton birdie

gay

Ya

>having sex in general

She'd have to be Ashton Goodpussy for things to go that far

She make my pp feel funny

she's going to fleece everything from this poor boy

She's a member of the Paul Joseph Watson deep state

Baked will figure it out

I wonder if ahston got with baked for that #pewdiepie clout

people are watching pewdiepie

baked alaska is fucking "ashton birdie"

wait a minute didn't i beat baked in smash

i vaguely recall beating him while he was pichu

That means you have the rights to Ashton Whittie

can anyone back this up or is this just cope

cope

if you can 3 stock baked alaska, you get ashton birdie to be your gf

I actually fucking hate Ashton