grandparent cry different species

To the guy before me that broke her heart....fuck you! You abused and degraded her. You made her feel worthless and imperfect. It won’t be easy and there’s a good chance I’ll get hurt, but I’ll show her she’s perfect. I’ll build up what you tore down.

how my dick taste

yeah build up those sloppy second, or thirds, or fourths!

To the guy before me that poured lava on my house....fuck you! You abused and degraded my iron bucket. You made me feel worthless and imperfect. It won’t be easy and there’s a good chance I’ll get hurt, but I’ll show you my new house is perfect. I’ll build up what you tore down.

Makes more sense than the last one tbh

Last night I had a dream that I worked at a barber shop. It was weird but kind of nice that I had a job.

it's a sign

you need a barber license

Hmm perhaps

fellas

Though I never woukld suspect I had an aptitude for that

where do I find a Persian barber so I can get lined up

you can be the white barber in the all black barbershop who has to prove that hes just as good as the rest of um

imagine not getting your mommy to cut your hair

baked is proof

of the old saying

I wish I could master shooter's bowl cut style

just get a haircut bro

and also this part is crucial, be yourself

Just go up and talk to her bro

drink water

eat food, and make sure u sleep

dump truck arrived

imagine the smell

shawn did you already break up with your gf

Oof

That is his gf

😤

Celulite? Damn baby that shits celuTIGHT

?

@Deleted User you should go

so i bought a cajon a bit ago

and while playing it today

I slapped my nuts and almost threw up

hahah yaaaay

I feel like i've been stabbed in the gut

Schmuel McCaffrowitz