This is the smartest thing I've ever thought of

Comete genuus

?

getting unmatched instantly by black girls now

lord

I'm never going to get my dick wet again

why is pepe the frog in Good Time starring Robert Patinson

Why is manlet the you in your room starring at a screen crying

it doesnt make sense

starring

at a screen

🌟

I am calling you a manlets, and using the starting of the previous sentence to say "staring",

Im 6'2" so thats a silly thing to say

I'm 7'12" just so we are all clear

The sentence, if translated says "You are a manlets staring at a computer screen, to crying"

but its on my tv and im making lunch

Ok and?

Isc

Idc

#Owned

Don't even with me bro I'll knock u out

One punch face through glass

Uh oh

RING A BELL

One hour till class again

Didn't eat breakfast, but the college had a free thing

Bob saying uh oh is like rain man saying uh oh

For some job fair, so I said I needed a job and that gave me a donut and xofee

So pretty sweet deal

The college is funded by the government, meaning tax dollars

I just wanted your tax dollars on a donut and cofee

Roblem libtard?

I have a gf now

Actually skipped right past the gf part

I have a wife noe

Who is rain man?

This is what coffee (or any cafeein) does to me

Makes me a good poster

When I go schizo mode is when I have caffeine

a movie starring tom cruise and dustin hoffman