Message from @DavidTheSlumpGod

Discord ID: 543850004591411201


2019-02-09 17:37:16 UTC  

what

2019-02-09 17:37:56 UTC  

oh not much

2019-02-09 17:37:58 UTC  

yes brother

2019-02-09 17:38:54 UTC  

you've made me angry

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2019-02-09 17:39:52 UTC  

poor waifu is ded now

2019-02-09 17:40:21 UTC  

my gf wanted me to invite her to the discord

2019-02-09 17:40:28 UTC  

bitch doesnt even work for the gov't, she can fuck off

2019-02-09 17:42:45 UTC  

fuck off chad

2019-02-09 17:42:58 UTC  

actually we are engaged

2019-02-09 17:43:33 UTC  

valentines day is in 5 days and I'm going to do nothing but incel post

2019-02-09 17:43:42 UTC  

lol I am not doing shit

2019-02-09 17:44:12 UTC  

we are going to use a gift card to a restaurant she got from someone to go out after valentines day

2019-02-09 17:44:24 UTC  

imma be gaming instead

2019-02-09 17:44:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/543849672524038154/yvuyvg.jpg

2019-02-09 17:44:30 UTC  

i might get drunk a give a girl a valentines present i got for her a year ago

2019-02-09 17:44:47 UTC  

who knows

2019-02-09 17:44:51 UTC  

I hope you do actually

2019-02-09 17:45:04 UTC  

go to church and find a 16 year old there

2019-02-09 17:45:15 UTC  

I hope I come across my old crush and tell her the anonymous love letter was from me

2019-02-09 17:45:23 UTC  

shes going back to China in a couple months, I can do anything really

2019-02-09 17:45:45 UTC  

ching chong please suck my dong

2019-02-09 17:46:15 UTC  

ching chong please release me from this hell and marry me

2019-02-09 17:46:35 UTC  

DIFFERENT SPECIES I AM NOT ALLOW

2019-02-09 17:46:58 UTC  

Identity Evrasia bro

2019-02-09 17:47:24 UTC  

How does one go about contacting someone they havent talked to in a year

2019-02-09 17:47:29 UTC  

you dont

2019-02-09 17:47:51 UTC  

or you just be all like "Hey, haven't talked in awhile, want to go grab beer/coffee/cum?"

2019-02-09 17:48:51 UTC  

nigga patrick little is already onto his second wife and you aint even got one XD XD XD XD XD

2019-02-09 17:49:06 UTC  

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2019-02-09 17:53:20 UTC  

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2019-02-09 17:53:32 UTC  

I wonder if little bought diamonds?

2019-02-09 17:53:47 UTC  

does he know that jews control the diamond trade?

2019-02-09 17:55:32 UTC  
2019-02-09 17:55:37 UTC  

ahahaha look at this shit

2019-02-09 17:58:13 UTC  

I technically am an actual fed bc I worked at a park lifeguarding years ago and still have my retirement plan from it

2019-02-09 17:58:25 UTC  

based

2019-02-09 17:59:15 UTC  

Iā€™m where your taxes go

2019-02-09 17:59:33 UTC  

We would close for the day and throw keggers at the pool like every week

2019-02-09 18:14:34 UTC  

šŸ˜

2019-02-09 19:17:37 UTC  

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