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I feel like a loser when I listen to girl ASMR at night but that shit works sometimes

Smoke a doobie and listen to old celtic music

Accents do it for me, Scottish murmurs is hot

Australian accents are fire

https://youtu.be/LFs0uTycBFo

@everyone

I haven’t run across one of those yet

I dated an Aussie. Incredible

Only a blackpill for you gf-less nerds

Some of these chicks piss me off though like gibi who has over a million subs for whispering into a mic just because she’s skinny and somewhat cute

Ikr

She isn't that great even

Meanwhile my man Dr. T gets like 500k

I’ve never tried asmr

Shamef

I ran into ASMR by accident because I discovered listening to phone messages left by girls relaxed me

Like when the dentist leaves a message about your appointment and has a sweet voice

I swear some girls have the most godawful hell on earth voices it’s an automatic dealbreaker

Rt

“Just stop talking for a minute plz”

If I hear the really high little girl voice I immediately think molested

Like that ford botch

Bitch

All the loud girls always have the worst voices

60 and sounds like 5

But people still have sex w them bc they’re women. God they have it so easy

Molested girls are easy to fuck because they’re damaged and turn into whores but you’ll get a false rape accusation

I was w a girl w a terrible voice one time and told her to not talk the whole time and she didn’t. Absolute power move idk how it worked

Give em a fake name

My ex had a nice sweet voice

hey punished KC, the fact that you talk like that is why no one will talk to you and why people say there are feds in this chat

The voice messages she sent all the time were relaxing

I’m not a fed bro

👍

Sigh I guess there’s no way to prove it

You good man

Someone senior here can PM me and I’ll dox my YouTube identity and company if you want proof

I doubt that’s necessary

https://discord.gg/7qB8GG

everything you say just makes it more painfully obvious you don't get it