the most you'll get is the occasional kinda hood ad for a carwash or just ads in full on Spanish

there's a car accident lawyer who's pretty famous around here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_LUKFsIpvk

he became a national hit

nationwide

the nation

Every lawyer in the south thinks a gavel is called a hammer

the big leagues

one time darryl isaacs got into a car accident and told the person he crashed into "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??"

because as Michael swaim proved there's 800 lawyers called The Hammer

down there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVJo7bI90SY

jim...THE HAMMMERRRRR...shapiro

i learned every dealer between north carolina and colorado is the "dealer for the people" who will put you in a "nicer newer car today"

We have a lot of bad 90sish cgi

in our various local ads

oh yeah me too

we have one that looks straight up like a guy from Goldeneye 64 with dk mode

We also have one with a flying telephone dancing around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An09aYExQUE

and we used to have a company whose phone number was the number from that song

jenny

And they used to use a bad cover of the song in their ad

Then they got sued

why are local commercials the way they are

no money

yeah but

you could do alot better with almost no money

oddityarchive is not funny but his videos are fascinating and niche

he talks about stuff like that

oh i found the wilkins coffee commercials those are pretty good

like "how long have local ads been this bad"

his intro just gave me sensory overload

i need my weighted blanket

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tzhyhl0nvvY

yeah his intro is all various shit he's covered in different episodes

He is painfully unfunny but really good at research

I like the OA channel for that alone

he's never gonna give me up

oh yes he did

If you ever wondered about the full history of the emergency broadcast system