(you can't)

maybe you could use a kneebrace too

Is that a thing they do down there

that's surreal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_VWxiRh6C4

black version and white version

i don't know it's uncanny

we don't do that up here

we still have segregation in the form of cable tv

the most you'll get is the occasional kinda hood ad for a carwash or just ads in full on Spanish

there's a car accident lawyer who's pretty famous around here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_LUKFsIpvk

he became a national hit

nationwide

the nation

Every lawyer in the south thinks a gavel is called a hammer

the big leagues

one time darryl isaacs got into a car accident and told the person he crashed into "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??"

because as Michael swaim proved there's 800 lawyers called The Hammer

down there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVJo7bI90SY

jim...THE HAMMMERRRRR...shapiro

i learned every dealer between north carolina and colorado is the "dealer for the people" who will put you in a "nicer newer car today"

We have a lot of bad 90sish cgi

in our various local ads

oh yeah me too

we have one that looks straight up like a guy from Goldeneye 64 with dk mode

We also have one with a flying telephone dancing around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An09aYExQUE

and we used to have a company whose phone number was the number from that song

jenny

And they used to use a bad cover of the song in their ad

Then they got sued

why are local commercials the way they are

no money

yeah but

you could do alot better with almost no money

oddityarchive is not funny but his videos are fascinating and niche

he talks about stuff like that

oh i found the wilkins coffee commercials those are pretty good

like "how long have local ads been this bad"