Message from @ßcuzzy

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2019-02-17 10:16:33 UTC  

i learned every dealer between north carolina and colorado is the "dealer for the people" who will put you in a "nicer newer car today"

2019-02-17 10:17:13 UTC  

We have a lot of bad 90sish cgi

2019-02-17 10:17:21 UTC  

in our various local ads

2019-02-17 10:17:28 UTC  

oh yeah me too

2019-02-17 10:17:55 UTC  

we have one that looks straight up like a guy from Goldeneye 64 with dk mode

2019-02-17 10:18:37 UTC  

We also have one with a flying telephone dancing around

2019-02-17 10:19:02 UTC  

and we used to have a company whose phone number was the number from that song

2019-02-17 10:19:05 UTC  

jenny

2019-02-17 10:19:31 UTC  

And they used to use a bad cover of the song in their ad

2019-02-17 10:19:35 UTC  

Then they got sued

2019-02-17 10:20:00 UTC  

why are local commercials the way they are

2019-02-17 10:20:06 UTC  

no money

2019-02-17 10:20:12 UTC  

yeah but

2019-02-17 10:20:31 UTC  

you could do alot better with almost no money

2019-02-17 10:20:31 UTC  

oddityarchive is not funny but his videos are fascinating and niche

2019-02-17 10:20:47 UTC  

he talks about stuff like that

2019-02-17 10:22:12 UTC  

oh i found the wilkins coffee commercials those are pretty good

2019-02-17 10:22:18 UTC  

like "how long have local ads been this bad"

2019-02-17 10:26:11 UTC  

his intro just gave me sensory overload

2019-02-17 10:26:23 UTC  

i need my weighted blanket

2019-02-17 10:27:03 UTC  

yeah his intro is all various shit he's covered in different episodes

2019-02-17 10:27:24 UTC  

He is painfully unfunny but really good at research

2019-02-17 10:27:45 UTC  

I like the OA channel for that alone

2019-02-17 10:27:58 UTC  

he's never gonna give me up

2019-02-17 10:28:04 UTC  

oh yes he did

2019-02-17 10:29:02 UTC  

If you ever wondered about the full history of the emergency broadcast system

2019-02-17 10:29:12 UTC  

He's the guy

2019-02-17 10:33:33 UTC  

"What's up with that Indian in the old tv test pattern"

2019-02-17 10:33:41 UTC  

"Here's the complete history"

2019-02-17 10:34:00 UTC  

I like him for that aspect

2019-02-17 10:34:16 UTC  

can he tell me just how agile i will become with a kneebrace?

2019-02-17 10:34:33 UTC  

your granddaughter might need one

2019-02-17 10:34:52 UTC  

see now that kinda sounds like a threat

2019-02-17 10:35:07 UTC  

Maybe you need a knee brace

2019-02-17 10:35:09 UTC  

punk

2019-02-17 10:35:25 UTC  

is the black or white grandma more deserving of the kneebrace

2019-02-17 10:36:06 UTC  

idk what were their jobs

2019-02-17 10:36:17 UTC  

dick sucker?

2019-02-17 10:36:32 UTC  

hackeysack player?