the blue laser is actually penios

simpler times

I want to go back

Being a doomer is hard

prayer and disassociation is the only way

yea

I need to pray more

Disassociation is bad though

You get to a point where you basically don’t have any good friends anymore

Doomer

Lol gaay!

you gotta see the funny side

Huh

he said you gotta see the funny side

Aaiereiruehhh

that fuckin

I do not like the femoid

same

that fuckin broad who was on tinder like "I'm basically married just here for friends teehee"

and then left tinder after she added me on IG

and now she's back on it and swiped on me again

and her boyfriend seems like a nice dude

why are they like this

I hate them

she took the 'basically married' out of her bio this time

he is the game dude

he is so rude

he is the gmaedude

wit a bad attitude

[banjo music plays]
[i slap a hoe for being a hoe]

wow the game dude really does have an attitude

i'm chief kickabitch from the slapahoe tribe

SHITTY GAMES? SHITTY GAMES?

"Barbie is one of those shitty games lost in an ocean of shitty games"

[stalks woman from bushes]

When I heard the metokur story on gamedude I laughed my ass off because I only knew gd as a punchline in some irate gamer parody videos until then

HE

HAS

THIS GAME SUCKS SO MUCH IT FUCKS

Look at it this way: imagine you’re Dentristy and the issue of joe the boomer is brought to you. Do you solve the issue by having a debate with him and showing physique or do you come up with gay copypasta tier arguments. If you believe in Odin and drinking cum, you might go with the second option, as it is what all gay pagans do. If you’re interested in the survival of mankind, you might want to consider suicide.