Will he ever be family guy?

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Family Goy

@Deleted User "do *not* question my right to annihilate my genital nerves beyond repair with hitachi magic wands"

hitachi makes them?

don't they make kitchen appliances?

they make tvs too

aren't those supposed to be massagers for your back? Did some twisted broad decide to shove it in her crotch?

damn they banned shawn from tinder too

someone sent a memo

@Jejune those things are literally synonymous with SJWs since like 2013 my man

they fucking love talking about or showing pictures of their hitachi clitoris-ruiners

I did not know this and I really wish I didn't

@ßcuzzy hitachi is a general company

Like Yamaha

yeah they're like a feminist icon online @Jejune

Amazon Basics Vibrating Massager

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See IDK anything about feminism so how would I know such a thing?

I say no to such 'tools' ( tools of Satan, I say) and to masturbation in general

what I mean is you would be hard pressed not to hear about those things in some spheres

I understand now

based yamaha will let me ride my 3 wheel boomer bike into a crowd of females and play ear piercing FM patches that only women can hear as I take off in my boat

me and my racist friends chillin:

the Yamaha fm boat

The OPL-jetski

The speed of the motor goes through an lfo

I'm just imagining a construction worker using a hitachi bulldozer while pleasuring himself

killdozer 2

Killdozer but it's a cockmilker that drains the seed out of his dick and then uses dick cannons to blast and impregnate thots on his rampage

spilldozer

since it's hitachi it's for women

Call it jilldozer

I read hitachi and keep thinking of the one guy from Naruto

>white college kids calling me 'brother'

Did they assume ur gender xD

you made it