That’s how it is, in this bitch of a clown world

so uh

I'm half wondering if this girl on tinder is a fed all of a sudden

Is she cute

man you can't show girls that you're violent and aggressive without attracting federal investigation lately

she's so so

It actually did get weird

A little spooky

Post

I wish a fed would flirt with me

It was just like

"How do you feel about your job, how do you feel about your coworkers"

Lol

I didn't tell her how long I had been working there but she guessed it

then said she thought I wrote how long

“I can’t believe my new crush is a federal informant!”

She did say she uses discord

which I didn't bring up

Post her pic

no

Why tho

"Post her pic...to discord"

Vro

I FU

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

https://twitter.com/spacetwinks/status/965428890830344193

Very good tweet

reverse image search her

Ask her if she knows any way to dispose of bloody clothing and assorted hand-sized devices made out of steel and then say haha just kidding

Then ask her if she is into anime

Ask her if she knows where you can buy any firearms under the table

This is significantly cheaper than a house

just sayin

486.5 cubic feet of cargo space

and according to google "the average person's body occupies 1.76 cubic feet of volume"

This has been my plan b

60k for a rape van!? No thanks

hey @Shredded Chicken did you end up finding out if there is a newer Wii emulator for N64