if i eat 2kg of advil maybe i will heal instantly

Advil has been helping me

but I've been taking it conservatively

So I can monitor my recovery

since I don't own a thermometer

The medicine said to use liberally so I went on Nick's podcast and got owned

lol

The soap said apply liberally so I got owned with facts and logic epic style by ben Shapiro

lets see how long it takes jared dolt to get them banned off that

all these forks of OBS Studio make me want to try them out

Every time I turn off auto Shazam my phone sends me a notification to watch the new shazam movie does Google think this shit is funny

lol

SLOBS and OBS.Live

what about Kazam

starring shaq

no shazam starring sinbad

wasn't shazaam that shitty genie movie

No that's kazam

no its shazaam

Starring Shaquille O'Neil

with sinbad

trust me

Taking a vow here right now: I will never be a bad boy! I will never be mean! I will always fight for the side of justice!

Do u ever think about the girls u blew your chance with

occasionally

No bitch

i meet better girls tho

and i'm like

"damn i really dodged a bullet"

I love listening to Marvin’s room and thinking about old e girls

almost dated a horse girl cuz you know Kentucky

how naive i was

Yeah fried chicken

No but I DO regret certain anime merches I didn't buy

mashed potatoes and gravy

Almost dated a deep-fried girl cuz you know Kentucky

more than women or that gay shit

and that butter biscuit

@everyone

@PCENGINEDUO you want a drink with that?