borscht makes you fucking immortal

Eating sushi rn

mommy made fried fish today it was yummy

My dream is a woman will fix me

She can cook me something I haven’t tried every day

A woman will make you worse

Same bro

It will be an adventure

People say a gf wouldn’t make me happier but I think they’re wrong

It depends on the girl

My problem is I’m not attractive enough yet to get a girl that’s together

Sometimes it’s great. Other times it’s worse

Ya obviously

Even I could get a gf if I had no standards

It’s really not that hard boys

I believe in you

Just epic self improvement time right now

Then I slay the pawgs

don't do pawgs

Where u go to meet girls tho. Don’t say church

they've had 50 afro dicks in them

I wanna make the dummy thicc clapp

Bars

Dating apps if you are desperate or want some easy point

Friends of friends

Yeah

Friends of colleagues

Ask someone you trust to set you up

It’s really easy in college

what's wrong with dating apps

I’d visit one of my friends or siblings and meet like 20 girls in one weekend

Mostly for hookups I guess

Depends on which one

I’ve never used

I've never used them either but I know plenty of decent humans who use them/have used them

My friends don’t know any girls lol

And I’m not much of a drinker

Yeah might as well give it a shot

😐

But I don’t want to sound like I’m making excuses

Don’t have to be a drinker to go to a bar