who is pokimane

that adidas dress makes me want to bend her over a night table

https://twitter.com/SportsTalkBarry/status/1109197806454128641

hahahahahah i died laughing at the username

barry mccockiner

bury my cock in her

https://twitter.com/WellHungGamer/status/1109197761419923457

@Matthew stfu

Beardson Gay

https://twitter.com/Tesseract_Earth/status/1109200463168262146?s=19

I am having a fucking aneurysm

@Deleted User make me

😛

what the fuck

she would be my waifu if not gay

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeH5qQ00YOoeD2Nm650SvHg

mike ma is posting fucking brownpill

we live in the special needs timeline

ay man where you been

posting quality goes down when you and glc aren't around

i like to think i pick up the slack but we all know that isn't true and thats actually just my narcisism talking

they keep throwing me in the county jail for quote on quote "MONKE BZNS" but it's my right as an american to lay bananana peels on the subway platform so people slip n slide onto the tracks and get cleaved in half like that 1 bitch on "BANNED FROM TV"

hahaha i bet when they get hit by the train

they spin around like in mario kart

when you hit the banana peel

and they go "owawawawa"

i bet its just like that

ths lol

jahahahahahahahahahahagaah watch out train 17, here comes the BLUE SHELL!!! ;)))

however i was just recently informed by my caretaker that when you step on a land mine you don't "do a funny flip and shake your arms" like hitting a bobomb

shes a fuckin liar

yeah i fired her after she made me shit my pants with rage

i shit on her too

running around the streets of chicago tasering small children just lile JC Denton from dude sex

but u haven't been fed in 3 days

*i

how am i supposed to poop now

considering eating my poop thats laying on the floor over there