Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 559493463385833482


2019-03-24 21:43:06 UTC  

just when i thought it was safe to remove the block

2019-03-24 21:43:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/559492475383840768/1553130994179.png

2019-03-24 21:43:33 UTC  

/block a dim goon

2019-03-24 21:43:44 UTC  

u mad??

2019-03-24 21:43:48 UTC  

whoops wrong syntax

2019-03-24 21:44:14 UTC  

never gonna make it

2019-03-24 21:44:34 UTC  

thats why i like the benadryl antihistamine

2019-03-24 21:44:40 UTC  

Oh wait

2019-03-24 21:44:44 UTC  

that's an allergy pill

2019-03-24 21:44:49 UTC  

yep

2019-03-24 21:44:50 UTC  

I think I take one every morning

2019-03-24 21:44:58 UTC  

It's a different brand

2019-03-24 21:45:00 UTC  

it makes you sleepy as a side effect

2019-03-24 21:45:12 UTC  

I stopped feeling drowsy after a while

2019-03-24 21:45:19 UTC  

so it's an ingredient in non addictive sleeping pills

2019-03-24 21:45:24 UTC  

gives you a dry mouth though

2019-03-24 21:45:58 UTC  

oh shit i forgot need to stop by the store for tent stakes

2019-03-24 21:46:18 UTC  

fucking wind needs to stop blowing my solar panels over

2019-03-24 21:46:25 UTC  

already ruined 1 of 4 in the array

2019-03-24 21:46:44 UTC  

just from face downing in to the grass/rocks on the ground

2019-03-24 21:47:16 UTC  

the final blow last week killed it completely, 0 volts output now

2019-03-24 21:47:40 UTC  

i think #2 is probably putting out almost nothing because of the damage

2019-03-24 21:47:51 UTC  

3 and 4 are still completely undamaged

2019-03-24 21:48:17 UTC  

#1 literally has a hole through it

2019-03-24 22:04:45 UTC  

u know how most domestic violence is initiated by women, for me that's gonna be a win bc whenever my wife would beat me I would just get a hard on

2019-03-24 22:06:11 UTC  

@Deleted User Turning a physical altercation into a sexual assault? Based.

2019-03-24 22:06:40 UTC  

nah it will be a win for her too

2019-03-24 22:07:02 UTC  

she won't be upset for long

2019-03-24 22:08:46 UTC  

yakub is alpha....

2019-03-24 22:08:57 UTC  

.......

2019-03-24 22:09:02 UTC  

this is now my fetish

2019-03-24 22:09:08 UTC  

everyone I have an announcement

2019-03-24 22:09:15 UTC  

I'm alpha!

2019-03-24 22:10:19 UTC  

:chad:

2019-03-24 22:10:21 UTC  

ur mom sucks me off bro!

2019-03-24 22:10:33 UTC  

":chad:

2019-03-24 22:10:44 UTC  

sorry

2019-03-24 22:10:56 UTC  

they don't have a yakub emote!!

2019-03-24 22:11:16 UTC  

you have to buy Yakub Platinum Membership to do it

2019-03-24 22:11:26 UTC  

lmfao

2019-03-24 22:12:00 UTC  

proceeds go the yakub dicking moms foundation!!!!!