you're lucky i been eatin so much cheese product......it just WON'T come out...

i shqeuuezed and wheezed all of sunday morning and all i corked out was a cute little rabbit nugget, AND i burst a blood vessel in mu eye

not fun!

i should get a colonoscopy so you can all see the behind-the-scenes process of my defecation that's sweeping the nation

i know someone who pulled a hernia taking a shit real fast

you dudemeisters wanna lil sip from the ol colostomy bag?

it's free!

i thought i had a hernia oncr but it just turned out to be joe the boomer fingering my bunghole at 3 am while i was asleep

that no good monke...

guys i just sneezed so hard i cracked a rib, if i keep at it i can FINALLY suck myself off!

HOLY CRAP LOIS

A DIM GOON IS IN CHRIS'S BEDROOM

CHRIS WHADYA DOIN?

petah get in here some white lady is fucking brian's corpse in our living room!! (brian coming back to life isn't canon)

fuck bros is there anything worse than coming home from a long day of wagekeking only to see the dog is cheating on you with your sister?!?!?!?!

bad mood!

no good, bad mojo!

Nazbol or at least capitalism with extreme limitations.

capitalism but with FREE PIZZA!!!!! :D

Socialism is kinda gay in a lot of ways

Capitalism is a good enough system when workers interests are put ahead of GDP

Yeah but because of companies jumping on the Red Scare anything that helps workers now is socialism.

Ya pretty much

That's why I said capitalism with extreme limitations

But you say that publically and you make yourself an enemy of self-declared socialists who have never cared about economics unless they somehow managed to not be angry about immigration.

Dale from King of the Hill could get 2 UBIs

Since he's Dale Gribble AND Rusty Shackleford

Galaxy brain

If you all want to actually secure the bag, commit identity fraud

https://www.paypal.me/sophiachauu

Friends need money

sent ;)

sent 1 peso

who is sophia chauu

is that an egirl

¡ciao!