Mostly snooze in the iOS 12.2 update but I liked these new features

had to recompress this to make it fit, damn the iphone shoots at a really high bitrate

Work really is designed to be sedation. Doing drugs is less sedating than this.

Prenups are such a fucking trap

It’s a lose lose scenario

you suggest it and they either say no and break up or you "compromise their trust" and they cheat on you later

“Why do you need a prenup are we not staying together forever”

>get divorced
>lose everything

you can't sign a prenup and keep the girl from proceeding to cheat

>get a prenup
>lose your girl

your choices are lose all your shit, lose your gf, or get cucked

That’s why I gotta find a girl who isn’t materialistic and shallow. Do they exist?

No because that's pretty much normal

but in the past that wasn't an issue

as much

Because they would be shunned

And they were content bc they raised kids

well and there was more trust incentive

Now they raise cats and make powerpoints

it's as if things were shaped *around* how we are, over a long period of time

what have i stumbled into

but that's all mutable go fuck yourself if you're not transhumanist

Just guys being dudes

just bro things

Are y’all more hyped for

Cyberpunk 2077
The Outer Worlds
Elder scrolls VI

animal crossing

animal collective

Wait elder scrolls 4 already came out

like a decade ago

Animal crossing is actually a metaphor for communist Russia

Wait that’s sonic

Sly edit

animal crossing is literally about making money

Animal farm joke

at least the way i play it

George Orwell or whatever

I’ve never played AC

is it gonna be worth 60 bucks

if you're gonna play any of them play the gamecube one

sonic sez: "seize the means of production from the jewish bourgeois "