Message from @a dim goon

Discord ID: 567095075872571392


2019-04-14 20:55:02 UTC  

He was a Spanish tradcath nationalist priest

2019-04-14 20:55:21 UTC  

Then went on to try to kill all sorts of important royalty etc

2019-04-14 20:55:21 UTC  

guys when i put the controller on my groin and hold down the fire button on MW2 it feels funny

2019-04-14 20:55:48 UTC  

and the pope in 82

2019-04-14 20:55:59 UTC  

real niggas know all the best parts of GC games where the controller rumbles the most

2019-04-14 20:56:07 UTC  

like Paper Mario when the ship gets attacked

2019-04-14 20:56:12 UTC  

I used the wavebird

2019-04-14 20:56:18 UTC  

i have one too

2019-04-14 20:56:36 UTC  

My old one died and I need to buy a tri star screw driver to open and clean it

2019-04-14 20:57:01 UTC  

one time i walked in on my dad playing skyward sword but the wiimote was up his ass and he was doing the macarena to control link

2019-04-14 20:57:01 UTC  

keemstar screwdriver

2019-04-14 20:57:10 UTC  

that's how he got the speedrun world record!

2019-04-14 20:57:14 UTC  

its just a phillipshead but says the n word

2019-04-14 20:57:29 UTC  

hehe.....keemstar is a GNOME!

2019-04-14 20:57:45 UTC  

Fellas are tools gay I mean think about it *phillip's head??*

2019-04-14 20:57:57 UTC  

who the fuck is phillip?

2019-04-14 20:58:16 UTC  

tf u doin with a nigga's lil head in yo hand cuz

2019-04-14 20:58:21 UTC  

that's some fruity shit

2019-04-14 20:59:37 UTC  

doctor tried to pull ny foreskin off with the claw end of a hammer but all it did was make it longer....

2019-04-14 21:12:05 UTC  

hiding inside my foreskin for protection

2019-04-14 21:13:22 UTC  

vanilla ice from stardust crusaders but he backflips into his giant foreskin cocoon

2019-04-14 21:14:17 UTC  

think about thagt

2019-04-14 21:14:52 UTC  

joe the boomer here

2019-04-14 21:14:53 UTC  

fuck the brap

2019-04-14 21:14:57 UTC  

hi kids joe the boomer here with another installment of the daily braap live!

2019-04-14 21:15:14 UTC  

Joe the boomer here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/567095545475104788/IMG_20190412_124722.jpg

2019-04-14 21:15:24 UTC  

oh god what

2019-04-14 21:15:41 UTC  

Average Weekly Sweat viewers

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/567095660768133262/Me_and_my_friends.jpg

2019-04-14 21:15:54 UTC  

Average Braaper

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/567095716166762497/SamHydeby2020.jpg

2019-04-14 21:17:55 UTC  

average sweater (sweat viewer)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/567096222138105876/image0.jpg

2019-04-14 21:18:36 UTC  

@everyone follow joe the boomer folks

2019-04-14 21:18:42 UTC  

im not watching your gay little stream

2019-04-14 21:18:43 UTC  

joe the boomer here
[funnel_chair.mp4]

2019-04-14 21:19:01 UTC  

@Jejune u got a problem with me again big guy your like a women with your moods tbh

2019-04-14 21:19:06 UTC  

joe the boomer here
[septic5.mp4]

2019-04-14 21:19:19 UTC  

average sweat viewer

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/567096575189581834/image0.png

2019-04-14 21:19:26 UTC  

you literally only post to spam shit

2019-04-14 21:19:29 UTC  

joe the boomer lets wild chimps peel the skin from his weird goose corkscrew penis like a banana

2019-04-14 21:19:37 UTC  

hey reddit i'm having marriage troubles. so when me and my wife woke up this morning i told her i had a dream the prior night where i was a racist. she was apphalled at this and says she's not talking to me anymore. i tried to tell her that when i beat a subhuman mumbling nigger senseless and hung him by his gorilla neck in my dream, ir didn't apply to real life whete i am in fact NOT a racist. how do i convince my wife i'm not a racist?